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The Christmas Song 🎄🌠🎅 | Poem by Neha's Notebook


Mind my absence but I was too busy

Loading Santa’s bags with gifts and goodies

Fleets of Rolls Royce and Ferraris

And zillions of glittery green tinsel trees

In one bag, I tossed dozens of Cheetos and chips

Not to forget freshly grated blocks of mozzarella cheese

 

For girls I added velvet boxes of Tiffany’s bracelets,

Bangles, earrings, and diamond rings

Don’t tell the dentist but I also packed

Hoards of candies, cookies, and chocolatey things

Bouquets of fresh flowers are also there

For those who wish to have an early spring

 

In case you’re wondering what will happen

To your thighs when you eat all these fries and sweets

Let me tell you that this year Santa will also bring

Treadmills and dumbbells for Gen Alpha and Gen Zees

But as far as the Christmas cake is concerned

Don’t skip it I beg you please

 

Then I couldn’t stop myself from placing

A casket of emotions and a book of John Keats poetry in Santa’s buggy

Calling out all those who like to have

Love-filled Christmas evenings huggy huggy

Logs to light the fireplace and ornaments clinking and jangling

With all these presents, I hope you won’t act snobbish or sluggy

 

Lastly what’s most astonishing is Santa’s last sack

is not a Rolls Royce, a box of choco-chip cookies or some antique thrift

Instead within this giant sparkly purple pouch

I hopped and placed myself as Santa’s gift

This sack is for the lucky one who wished for me upon a Christmas candle

I am curious to see the look on their face when they notice this twist!

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