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47 Unforgettable Quotes from ALICE IN WONDERLAND!

ALICE

#1  “I’m sorry, but how can one possibly pay attention to a book with no pictures in it?”

#2 “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.”

#3 “Curiouser and curiouser!”

#4 “Oh dear, I do wish I hadn’t cried so much.”

#5 “When I get home I shall write a book about this place.”

#6 “It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.”

#7 “But that’s just the trouble with me. I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”

#8 I know who I WAS when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then

#9 No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time.

#10              Mad Matter: ""Have I gone mad?""

Alice: ""I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are."

#11               Tweedledee: he is mad.

Alice: The Hatter? Yes, I know... That's his muchness. That's what makes him so... him!

Tweedledee: But he's grown darker. Less dafter.

Tweedledum: Denies himself laughter.

Cheshire Cat: And no scheme of ours can raise any sort of smile. We rather hoped you might help us save him.

#12               Hatter is my truest friend. If he's in need, I'll help him, no matter what.

#13               “When I used to read fairy tales, I fancied that kind of thing never happened, and now here I am in the middle of one!”

#14               "The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible."

#15               Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast. Six impossible things. Count them Alice. One. There's a potion that can make you shrink. Two. And a cake that can make you grow. Three. Animals can talk. Four, Alice. Cats can disappear. Five. There's a place called Wonderland. Six. I can slay the Jabberwocky.

MAD HATTER

#16               "In a Wonderland they lie,

Dreaming as the days go by,

Dreaming as the summers die:

Ever drifting down the stream-

Lingering in the golden gleam-

Life, what is it but a dream?"

#17               Mad Hatter: In the gardens of memory, in the palace of dreams, that is where you and I will meet.

Alice: But a dream isn't reality...

Mad Hatter: Who's to say which is which?

#18              "I've always wondered when soon is."

#19               There’s a place like no place on earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. Some say to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter, which luckily I am!

CHESHIRE CAT

#20              "You’ve been gone too long, Alice. There are matters which might benefit from your attention. Friends cannot be neglected."

#21               When the day becomes the night and the sky becomes the sea, When the clock strikes heavy and there's no time for tea. And in our darkest hour, before my final rhyme, she will come back home to Wonderland and turn back the hands of time.

#22               “Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality.”

#23 Alice: "Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?'

Cheshire Cat: "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to".

Alice: 'I don't much care where -' 
Cheshire Cat: 'Then it doesn't matter which way you go,' said the Cat.

Alice: '- so long as I get somewhere,' 

Cheshire Cat: 'Oh, you're sure to do that,' said the Cat, 'if you only walk long enough."

#24              “I am not crazy; my reality is just different from yours.”

#25              "Every adventure requires the first step."

#26              “When you’ve understood this scripture, throw it away. If you can’t understand this scripture, throw it away. I insist on your freedom.”

#27               “The proper order of things is often a mystery to me.”

#28              “The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.”

#29              No one does play fair if they think they can get away with it.

#30             “I’m stranger. You’re stranger. Together, we are… strangers.”

#31               “We are all victims in-waiting.”

#32              “It’s always tea time.”

#33              Never let anyone drive you crazy.

#34              And let your need guide you're behaviour.

#35              I never get involved in politics.

WHITE QUEEN

#36              Alice, you cannot live your life to please others. The choice must be yours, because when you step out to face that creature, you will step out alone.

#37              I have vowed to never harm any living creature.

RED QUEEN

#38              “Sentence first—verdict afterwards.”

#39              “It is better to be feared than to be loved.”

#40             “Off with his head!”

TIME

#41               "Everyone parts with everything eventually my dear."

#42              Time is not money, nor is he your enemy!

#43              "The magnificent grand clock of all time. He is me and I am he. All of that was or ever shall be."

#44              "It is said that time is no man's friend, but I will remember you. Please don't come back."

#45              “Tick-tock your time is up!”

#46              I am time, the infinite, the eternal, the immortal, the immeasurable, unless you have a clock!

#47              No more wasting me!

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